...So. This Christmas thing -

If we're to believe the stories we're being fed here - and, well, at least the nuclear war part seems like it's a fact... - then this means the North Pole was affected too, right?

Does that mean -

- it can't. Santa Claus isn't dead, is he? It's one thing if you believe he's not real, but if you claim that he died, ( Read more... )

So, what are all these holiday things around here? Didn't we just have one?

The heck is this 'Christmas' thing anyway?

[ All that could be seen from the CLD's viewpoint when it snapped on was a dimness. And perhaps if they looked hard enough, the viewer could see something resting against it although what was hard to make out. When the owner finally spoke up, their voice was distant. ]

I should have known it wouldn't be that easy... What a joke. [ The grimace in ( Read more... )

( TL;DR Francis has a restauraaaant~ )